Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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