So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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