So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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