i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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