I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The air was thick with penises
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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