He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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