i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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