well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i now understand why vodka
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
please don't ironically join a cult
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