just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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