I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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