She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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