he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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