she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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