Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
What happened to fro yo and sex?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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