Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
There are leaves in my underwear?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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