this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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