Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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