nut hugger
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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