So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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