gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize