Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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