Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
