Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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