porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Enjoy the penises
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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