But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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