it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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