Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Barsexuality is the new black.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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