I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
