Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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