He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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