Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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