I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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