You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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