We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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