sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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