Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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