Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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