Cold hands, warm shart.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I currently don't understand fingers.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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