So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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