I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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