let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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