Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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