I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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