last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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