check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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