Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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