Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
jump out the window naked night went bad
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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