He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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