My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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