just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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