We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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