there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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