Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
