She said her name was "party"
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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