One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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