So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
