Plan B is the new Plan A
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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